In life you need one thing to survive: The ability to realize shit happens. You step in it. Accept it, get over it and keep moving.
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“It’s hard to tell who has your back, from who has it long enough just to stab you in it….”
Nicole Richie

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I went to look at a retail space for lease today… Ended up busting my ass in a water leak that smelled, well. The roof had a leak and it had been a while so the water was slimy and stinky =(
I am soaking wet and I mean soaked barely walking and the man showing the building did not even have the decency to ask if I was ok. Where are all the gentlemen? I just can’t get over how some people lack simple kindness.
THANK GOD I still had a bag of clothes in my car from the weekend at the lake!!

YUM…YUM

A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said:

‘Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I’m pregnant again. I don’t want kids so close together.

So the doctor said: ‘Ok and what do you want me to do?’

She said: ‘I want you to end my pregnancy, and I’m counting on your help with this.’

The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: ‘I think I have a better solution for your problem. It’s less dangerous for you too.’

She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.

Then he continued: ‘You see, in order for you not to have to take care 2 babies at the same time, let’s kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we’re going to kill one of them, it doesn’t matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.

The lady was horrified and said: ‘No doctor! How terrible! It’s a crime to kill a child!

‘I agree’, the doctor replied. ‘But you seemed to be OK with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.’

The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point.

He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that’s already been born and one that’s still in the womb.

The crime is the same!

“Love says I sacrifice myself for the good of the other person. Abortion says I sacrifice the other person for the good of myself…”

Jesus sacrificed Himself for the good of sinners! That’s perfect love!

-unkown

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As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn’t supposed to ever let us down,  probably will.  You’ll have your heart broken and you’ll break others’ hearts. You’ll fight with your  best friend or maybe  even fall in love with them, and you’ll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too  much, forgive freely, and love like you’ve never been hurt. Life comes with no guarantees,  no time outs, no  second chances. you just have to live life to the fullest, tell someone what they mean to  you and tell someone off,  speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone’s hand, comfort a friend, fall asleep watching the sun come up„ stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your face hurts. Don’t be afraid to take chances, or fall in love and most of all, live in the moment because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back.
- Unknown

People are often unreasonable, illogical and self-centered; Forgive them anyway.  If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; Be kind anyway.  If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies; Succeed anyway. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest and frank anyway. What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight; Build anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; Be happy anyway. The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; Do good anyway. Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; Give the world the best you’ve got anyway.
~Unknown